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BAE TELLS BOO TO USE TOOTHPASTE AS LUBRICANT
 
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Wed, 15 Jun 2016   ||   Nigeria,
 

They say there's nothing new under the sun but my brother this one get as e be o. A young man has taken to social media to complain about his girlfriend and their weird sex life. In a message sent to our correspondent of CEOAfrica, a Nigerian psychologist, the unidentified man said that his girlfriend likes using toothpaste as a lubricant while having sex. He said the lady even nicknamed him ‘Closeup’. Lol. He is now scared of the implication of this minty assault on his manhood. Read below the mail: ”I have a concern for girlfriends in bed. Now I’m scared of the functioning capacity of my dick. #ExcuseMe. She demands I put toothpaste in her vagina. We tried it in March for her birthday and ever since then no sex without the use of toothpaste. She won’t agree. She even changed my name on her BBM to *Closeup. It was jokes. I won’t lie the first try was lit. I felt like ‘Boy of Steel’ in bed. She screamed more and it had a pepper minty feel. I realize she loves me more now. She calls 5 times a day. But now she’s addicted to it and it’s scary atimes. And I’m wondering is my manhood safe. To get her to stop will be a challenge. Advise.”

 

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