A woman has filed for divorce citing ‘sexual in-satisfaction after she reported her husband has failed to bonk her three times every night just like her ex used to.

Mercy Mlungisi of Randburg is said to have had enough of her husband’s lack of sexual gusto. According to close family friends, Mercy and Jacob got married three years ago and she said she has been enjoying  good sex. Mercy told iMzansi “When I met Jacob he told  me he would give me three rounds of sex every day I had to leave my boyfriend who was giving me 2 rounds without fail. Now Jacob comes back from the mine and tells me he is tired”. Jacob, the husband, works at one of the mines in Rusternburg.

When iMzansi tracked down Jacob he shared a different story.k Apparently the sangoma who had been provding him with muthi to keep his anaconda erect. “Eish my man, my sangoma died. When he was alive I would poke Mercy three days every night guaranteed. But now I can’t even do one round”, a dejected Jacob told iMzansi.

Mercy said the only ultimatum Jacob has is to start bonking her three ties per night. “I have a high sex drive and I do not want to cheat on him but if he keeps neglecting me like this, I will go back to my ex”, she threatened.

Jacob said he was busy trying to get another sangoma for he cant imagine life without his beloved wife.

Source : iMzansi