Freud called female sexuality "the dark continent"; if that's true, male sexuality could qualify as the dark planet. But when it comes to sex, guys are simple, right? Not true. The bedroom is one of the great stages of male performance, and as such, what you see and hear is typically the role, not the reality. It's no wonder, in trying to please the actor, a woman loses sight of a guy's true identity. Here are 11 "unmasking" facts you may want to know:

1. Wearing one of his T-shirts to bed … and nothing else. Incalculably sexy.

2. Snuggling up against him when you’re not wearing a bra. It’s a whole different kind of snuggle. Like a snuggle without the training wheels.

3. Arching your back when you stretch in the morning. ‘I’ve heard of the Arc de Triomphe but this is ridiculous!’ I hope no one has ever actually said that to you.

4. Leaving his bed smelling like you. When you first start dating, this is going to drive him nuts, in the best way possible.

5. Asking him to spoon you. You know damn well where this is going. Damn well.

6. Sleeping naked. You know, because of the naked part.

7. Searching under the bed for the remote without getting out of bed. Because we can see your butt. That’s the only reason. Sorry.

8. Giving one of those adorable little ‘I am almost asleep’ sighs. And then you hug your pillow and keep on adorablin’.

9. Looking cute while you’re sleeping. Sometimes … we watch you when you’re asleep, and we’re like ‘yep.’

10. Brushing up against our bathing suit area casually. There’s only a thin piece of underwear (or pajama bottoms? or nothing?) separating our penis from your hand.

11. Getting all tangled up in the covers like in the movies. Why is it when I have the covers twisted around me, I look like a lump being attacked by a python, but when a woman does it, it looks good?